Laugh it off

Ugh, two depressing posts in a row. Time to shake off the blues and leave my pity party. Here's something funny I read on my Diabetes board. This is how one guy responds when people ask him silly questions about what he can and can't eat:

Well-meaning, but totally clueless person: Oh, so you can't eat [insert food here]?

His response: There are two things I'm not allowed to eat: poison, and cookies ... that are made with poison.

Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm sorry, but that was funny.